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In the cut-throat world of Southern beauty pageants the young ladies are the heroines as well as the villains. Can a quirky girl and her foul-mouth stage mama to outshine the army of pint-sized glamazons? Our favorite beauty queen is tucked, sucked, and plucked - Honey is ready to BURST on the stage!

 

This high-glitz musical misadventure premiered to packed houses in the the 2018 Philadelphia Fringe Festival. Will Honey win? You'll have to wait and see, but she's guaranteed to "open your heart." An ugly story in a beautiful world. About kids, but for adults. Critics and audiences agree that Close Your Legs Honey is "one hell of a musical!" 

 

Book, Music & Lyrics by Hannah Parke & Shamus Hunter McCarty
Orchestrations & Arrangements by Damien Figueras
Additional Music by Matthew Mastronardi
Close Your Legs, Honey is available for touring and licensing and we would love to share our show with you!

"A comedic look at the $H!T women have to put up with until they Just can't anymore"

Phindie

"Overall, it’s a comedic look at the shit women have to put up with until they just can’t any more"

Philly Life and Culture

 "the songs are catchy, the comedy is topical and the audience gets to root for a character with depth and potential"

Bonaly

"Hannah Parke & Shamus Hunter McCarty have created one hell of a musical"

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"One hell of a musical"

© 2018 Close Your Legs, Honey